5) Rae Dawn Chong
Stats: Tommy Chong's daughter
Accomplishments: Tommy Chong's daughter
Headstone: Tommy Chong's daughter
4) Rip Torn
Stats: Rips and Tears
Accomplishments: Drunken Behavior
Headstone: "Cram it up your cramhole, Lafleur!"
3) Nicolas Cage
Stats: Had a good movie once
Accomplishments: See above
Headstone: "Hair looking better than ever!"
2) Wesley Snipes
Stats: The Hollywood Mike Tyson...Broke!
Accomplishments: Spent lotsa money
Headstone: "Always bet on black."
1) Tony Shalhoub
Stats: Wings
Accomplishments: Leaving Wings
Headstone: "I'm impossible to direct. I couldn't get myself to do anything"
