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"Is That A Corn Dog Cart Over There?"

"Is That A Corn Dog Cart Over There?"

Since Jessica gently fucks her teeth with a toothbrush only once a week, Eric is also screaming YUM on the inside. Eric is getting a full balanced meal out of this kiss. A little Korean BBQ, a few waffle cone chunks, etc... Put your lips on Jessica and leave with a full stomach! Kirstie Alley just raised her hand to ask if Jessica is planning on opening up a kissing booth anytime soon.

(FULL) Method Man and Redman speaks on Nas, Kelis, TMZ, lil wayne, and more

FREE SNOOK (Please F*cking Don't!!!)

That HOT SHOWER sign is really make this picture for me. Anyways, this beautiful photo taken today shows the Pickler Gobbler of Jersey Shore WAAAAAAAAHing away as a police officer drags her ass to jail. TMZ says that Snooki was arrested for disorderly conduct while shooting scenes for the third season of Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights, NJ.
It's not known what kind of disorderly conduct Snooki was busted for, but I don't think the police really need to be specific. I mean, it's Snooki! Bitch is a stumbling disorderly conduct. Hopefully, once Snooki is booked, she is taken down to the ASPCA for the works!
And this is probably just Snooki's way of getting Obama to finally admit he knows who she is.

F*ck You D*ck Mouth Shore!!!

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (NY) is half Chilean adopted by an Italian family
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (Staten Island) is half Spanish half Italian
Jenni ” J-WoWW” Farley (NY) is half Irish half Italian
Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio (Rhode Island) is half Spanish half Italian
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro (Bronx) is half Puerto Rican half Italian
Sammi “Sweatheart” Giancola (NJ) said “I am not Italian, but I can understand why some Italians are upset”
Vinny Guadagnino (Staten Island) is the only full Italian
Angelina Pivarnick (Staten Island) is Polish So basically this obviously scripted  show should be called Boriqua Beach!

Haha

Jakey Smokes the Pot, Not the Pole

"At last the truth comes out. An acquaintance of Reese and Jake acknowledges that they were very smitten with each other for quite awhile and seemed perfectly matched. Unfortunately, Jake had a habit that Reese could not live with, and he wouldn’t give it up. He smoked way too much. And we’re not talking nicotine here. Not only did it rub Reese the wrong way, but she worried about her children being exposed to his bad habits. So, regretfully, she moved on. Note: those of you who insist that Jake is gay are NUTS."

How You Doin'?

How You Doin'?

Tiger Bone

You gotta keep hitting play... shit freezes a bit. Tiger Style!

Baddest MF's in LA.wmv

Crackhead Tarzan

The clerk on duty at the time told Radar that Jeremy was tweaked out of his skull and acting all sorts of wrong.  "I was at the front desk and suddenly I looked outside and there's this grown man clawing his way up one of the trees. He kept trying to shimmy his way up but he couldn't do it."
Jeremy finally gave up and he went into the lobby and told the clerk, "Do you know who I am? I'm Jeremy London. I need a room."


Crackhead In A Tree

Are The Black Eyed Peas Going Fergie-Less?

The source added, “Things have gotten really bad with Will.i.Am. And it’s not just Fergie who is clashing with him. So is the rest of the band. His ego is out of control. Fergie just wants to get away from the whole thing. And she really wants a baby with Josh. Between that and the bad blood with Will, it looks like the 2011 tour is in big trouble and she’s saying she’s going to split for good.”

Are The Black Eyed Peas About To Be Fergie-Less?

Khia's Cooch

"Don’t be scared to bring candies and toys into the bedroom. Some guys are jealous of dildos because of the size, so what I did to kind of ease [my ex-husband] is introduce him to jumbo candy canes that they give at Christmas time. I like that better because number one, it doesn’t look like a penis that’s bigger than him, so he won’t be jealous. Plus, it makes the vagina taste wonderful and the peppermint makes it tingle a little bit when he blows. It’s good when he’s giving you head; it looks fun and kiddie-like going in, so he’s not intimidated."

Khia's Candy Cane Coochie

Did Kate Gosselin Get Shitty Botox?

Did Kate Gosselin Get Back Alley Botox?

UsWeekly has their quotes:

In the "after" photo, she "has the typical appearance of Dysport or Botox poorly placed in the space between the brows where frown lines occur," adds Olding. But because Gosselin didn't have any injectables put in her forehead, "the lateral part of her brow is elevated in an abnormally high position, which my patients refer to as McDonald's arches!"

Explains NYC-based Dr. Steven Pearlman, "The center of her eyebrows are dropped and spread, which can happen from Botox treatment of the forehead frown lines."

Pearlman believes Gosselin may have been injected in the shape of a "V" on her forehead, meaning the muscles near her temple weren't affected "so they over act, giving this Jack Nicholson type of look! Her upper eyelids look a little hollow, which can be as a result of the brows being pulled upward."

Gosselin's surgeon is slammed by ScientificSkin.com owner Dr. Kenneth Beer: "This is a bad injection technique with poor placement. The injections were done in a cookbook pattern with no consideration for her particular anatomy. Her outer brow is too peaked, which gives her a devilish appearance."

Luckily for Gosselin, the botched Botox "can be corrected by a few injections above her eyebrows to let them drop a bit," says Dr. Tony Youn. "Or by just waiting a few months for the Botox effects to subside."

Amy Winehouse is “making a huge effort to be sober”

According to the Mail’s sources,
She may be healthier these days but Amy Winehouse showed she hasn’t lost her fiery, rebellious streak when she stormed out of an east London party last night. The 26-year-old singer turned up at the Reebok Lounge in Shoreditch with her cosmetically-enhanced chest shoehorned into a tiny black vest to collect four free pairs of trainers. But she left after barely two minutes when a fellow guest got her back up.
Winehouse was riled by the guest, at ViceStyle.com’s party, who asked her about her relationship with new boyfriend, film director Reg Traviss. An onlooker is said to have claimed: ‘She had been escorted inside the party and was happily choosing her freebies when a girl came up to her and started asking her about her relationship. Amy didn’t take kindly to this at all, gave her a filthy look and said, ‘I don’t have to put up with this’ before storming out. She had been there barely a few minutes but made sure she took four new pairs of trainers with her. The organisers were left somewhat in the lurch.’
Winehouse’s apparent good health has been attributed to Traviss, who was introduced to the singer by a mutual friend and lives near her Marylebone home. He has been described as sensible and mature, a far cry from her former husband Blake Fielder-Civil, who was jailed for assault two years ago.
In fact, Reg is said to have had such a positive influence on Amy that she is already talking about moving in with him.
An insider is reported to have said: ‘Amy and Reg are totally loved up. She doesn’t want to live [in her new mansion] on her own and would like Reg to share it with her. When she’s not on the bottle they get on brilliantly. But Reg has told her to quit the drinking, otherwise he’ll be off. She wants to keep him so has decided to make a huge effort to stay sober.’

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Bitch Got Sued: The Mimi Edition

Anyneonanalglands, TMZ says that Dr. Cindy's staff groomed and fed the dogs while Mimi was away. Dr. Cindy also states that only $8k of the $38k bill has been paid for. Dr. Cindy did not mention the time she defleaed the raggedy creature on Mimi's head, so I'm guessing that was on the house.

Bitch Got Sued: The Mimi Edition

War Of The Lakers Wives

A source tells InTouch that Khloe is dead to Vanessa, and in fact she hates the entire Kardashian family, because she says they are nothing but fame fuckers. The source went on, "At a dinner for the wives, Vanessa didn't want to invite Khloe. She said Khloe is a 'fake wife,' and she didn't want fake wives there."

War Of The Lakers Wives

Suri's Daddy Is In Rehab

Suri's Daddy Is In Rehab


"After recent events, Chris Klein was forced to take a clear look at a problem he has been trying to deal with himself for years. He understands now that he can not beat this disease alone.
He thanks everyone for their support as he takes all the necessary steps to deal with his addiction and asks for privacy while doing so."

The Photoshop Awards: The Jersey Shore Guidos On The Village Voice

I don't care but my girlfriend's sister seems to... she's 12!


The Photoshop Awards: The Jersey Shore Guidos On The Village Voice